Come by and have a pre-rally celebration with your favourite scooter club before they lead you 70 miles to go camp in a ditch next to a scuzzy bar in the middle of nowhere.
Come have some coffee and pastries at our favourite scooter shop before we embark on a 70 mile ride up to Warner Springs. We will be leaving at 10 AM sharpish. Be gassed up and don't be That Guy.
Unpack your shit before you get shit-faced. You'll be grateful you did.
Dinner ride around 6pm to Santa Ysabel Casino
Be prepared for drinking, tomfoolery, and nudity.
Those of you still left in the city can have sloppy seconds at the Live Wire before you head for the hills Saturday morning.
A Saturday morning repeat of Friday. Same shit, different people.
Ride out to RD's at 10am SPT (Scooter People Time)
Arrive at campsite to find it destroyed from the night before, a scooter hanging from a tree, and someone running around with only one leg, naked.
Take the Glass Elevator down, down, down to Borrego Springs. The S22 descends rapidly from the mountains to the desert floor in a matter of clenching minutes.
Lunch in Borrego Springs.
Ride out to the Metal Sculptures of Borrego Springs. There are over 100 to find!
Get into some trouble.
Wake up, Pack Up, STFU, GTFO.
In the cold light of day you will find the Pharaohs looking like hell.
Beware the puke puddles.
Congratulations, you have survived